A beggar tells another:
- Yesterday, at the exit of a music hall, a conjurer filed a five hundred francs in the hat that I handed him.
- You must have been happy?
- Not so much because when jai searched in my hat to make this post, it came out a dove
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A fisherman returns to port and tells his colleagues:
- Incredible ... You know that I met?
- No
- A mermaid!
- Yikes! And how she swam?
- Very bad, she gave me a fish tail!
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Marseille is two talking, with the emphasis
- I'll get a fast food chain
- How do you call it?
- "My balls Mickey"
- Are you crazy with a name like that you will not have customers!
- I doubt that it does not work: There has been a terrible works with a similar name "My tail Donald."
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Discuss three kids in the playground.
"My father said the first, is so strong that it swallows his cigarette in his mouth, and he spits out the nose!
- Wow, that sucks. Mine, he swallows the mouth and spits it by ear ...
- You're full of shit, said the third. By cons, mine, he swallowed by mouth and he spit in the asshole!
The other two:
"Anything! This is not possible!
And the third one slip out of his father's briefcase.
"And that is not traces of nicotine, perhaps?
Yesterday, a boxer has won on points ... I would have been surprised if it wins the feet ......
- hello sir
- Hello my dear, what do you want?
- I want a boat crommander agniversaire for agniversaire ba sister.
- How?
- I want a boat for agniversaire ba sister.
- Ah! a birthday cake, and what kind of cake?
- A full chraises jerky with his name on it.
- With strawberries? Okay. And how it is called your sister?
- Plumelle.
- It's pretty ca. Hence is it that it's coming?
- When she had gnaitre a pen is on its trombee berbeau.
- This is cute, and you, what's your name?
- Girder.
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A professor of psychology begins its course:
"Today, we will discuss the various stages of anger."
He brought a phone in the room, made a random number and asks:
"Hello Madam, may I speak to Jacques, please?"
- "You are mistaken, there is no number that Jacques"
He turned to the students and said:
"You've just witnessed the commissioning phase in condition."
It starts and the lady, a little annoyed, replied:
"I already told you that there was no Jacques here!"
It repeats a dozen times, hangs up after being yelled at by the lady became hysterical and addresses his audience:
"This is finally the ultimate level of anger."
Thereupon, a student raised his hand:
"Sir, there is yet a higher level" and to illustrate, he grabbed the phone, once again made the same number and said:
"Hello Madam, I am Jacques. Has there been any messages for
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- Yesterday, at the exit of a music hall, a conjurer filed a five hundred francs in the hat that I handed him.
- You must have been happy?
- Not so much because when jai searched in my hat to make this post, it came out a dove
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A fisherman returns to port and tells his colleagues:
- Incredible ... You know that I met?
- No
- A mermaid!
- Yikes! And how she swam?
- Very bad, she gave me a fish tail!
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Marseille is two talking, with the emphasis
- I'll get a fast food chain
- How do you call it?
- "My balls Mickey"
- Are you crazy with a name like that you will not have customers!
- I doubt that it does not work: There has been a terrible works with a similar name "My tail Donald."
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Discuss three kids in the playground.
"My father said the first, is so strong that it swallows his cigarette in his mouth, and he spits out the nose!
- Wow, that sucks. Mine, he swallows the mouth and spits it by ear ...
- You're full of shit, said the third. By cons, mine, he swallowed by mouth and he spit in the asshole!
The other two:
"Anything! This is not possible!
And the third one slip out of his father's briefcase.
"And that is not traces of nicotine, perhaps?
Yesterday, a boxer has won on points ... I would have been surprised if it wins the feet ......
- hello sir
- Hello my dear, what do you want?
- I want a boat crommander agniversaire for agniversaire ba sister.
- How?
- I want a boat for agniversaire ba sister.
- Ah! a birthday cake, and what kind of cake?
- A full chraises jerky with his name on it.
- With strawberries? Okay. And how it is called your sister?
- Plumelle.
- It's pretty ca. Hence is it that it's coming?
- When she had gnaitre a pen is on its trombee berbeau.
- This is cute, and you, what's your name?
- Girder.
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A professor of psychology begins its course:
"Today, we will discuss the various stages of anger."
He brought a phone in the room, made a random number and asks:
"Hello Madam, may I speak to Jacques, please?"
- "You are mistaken, there is no number that Jacques"
He turned to the students and said:
"You've just witnessed the commissioning phase in condition."
It starts and the lady, a little annoyed, replied:
"I already told you that there was no Jacques here!"
It repeats a dozen times, hangs up after being yelled at by the lady became hysterical and addresses his audience:
"This is finally the ultimate level of anger."
Thereupon, a student raised his hand:
"Sir, there is yet a higher level" and to illustrate, he grabbed the phone, once again made the same number and said:
"Hello Madam, I am Jacques. Has there been any messages for
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